About Me!! Hi I am Desiree, my nick name is Piggy. I am a hormonal 15 year old. My favourite divine horse is the Croesus, I have been trying to get it for ages, so if your selling your Croesus for a reasonable price please PM me!! | BIG SALE!!! Pick any horse from my horses and PM me, which one you desire and we will discuss the price!! Any horse, don't be afraid to ask! I breed mostly Gypsy Vanners and Unicorns. I am also looking for any unicorns from anyone(as I like to breed them), at any price, just PM me and we can organise something. Thanks, from Desiree!! | |||
My Favourite Horses!! How to upset people: 1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down 2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice 3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that 4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in" 5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face 6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 7.skip rather than walk |