A Little About Me:
I am a Teenage girl from California, I have very long brown hair and green eyes. I am homeschooled and take classes at a local college and I plan to be a forensic psychologist. I don’t own a horse of my own but I volunteer and ride at a therapeutic horse center where I ride a bunch of awesome horses, my favorite of whom is a beautiful black mustang named Flip (pictured in my avatar). He’s extremely stubborn but I love him anyways
I CAN RESIST EVERYTHING BUT TEMPTATION
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BEST FRIEND...you know to much
IF I WAS TOLD TO PICK ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE MYSELF, I'D GO WITH "DOESN'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS"
GOOD GIRLS ARE FOUND IN EVERY CORNER OF THE EARTH... UNFORTUNATELY THE EARTH IS ROUND
THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA... WHAT TIME?
IF SOME ONE BREAKS YOUR HEART PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE. SERIOUSLY. PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE THEN GO GET SOME ICE CREAM
BOYS: WERE THE BEST BECAUSE GOD CREATED US FIRST
GIRLS: WELL GOD OBVIOUSLY MADE A ROUGH DRAFT BEFORE CREATING THE FINAL MASTER PEACE
DON'T BE THE GIRL WHO NEEDS A MAN, BE THE GIRL A MAN NEEDS
I WANT BUNS OF STEEL
I ALSO WANT BUNS OF CINNAMON
WHOEVER SAID DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND NEVER OWNED A HORSE
IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME. NOT EVERY ONE HAS GOOD TASTE
MY UNICORN ATE MY HOMEWORK
IF WE WEREN'T MEANT TO HAVE MIDNIGHT SNACKS, WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?
Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging
SOMETIMES EVEN I'M AFRAID OF THE THINGS MY MIND COMES UP WITH
this is an eye test. Look for the LOWWER case 'L' and you will be kissed tomorrow. LLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLL. Now look for the 'N'. This is really hard. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMM. Now find the mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Now wish for something you really want after the count down! Now close your eyes and make a wish.********************. Now put this on your page and your wish will come true. You have 19 minutes! Or what you wish for will be the opposite of what you wish for.
99% of teenage girls would leave everything they have to get a boyfriend. Copy and paste this on your page if you are part of the 1% that would dump him for a horse.
PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their page, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.
Some people say they are big readers, that they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
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You go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite gender thinking of You. They want to kiss You, They want to be with You and they are always thinking about You before they go to sleep at night. They are longing to be with You. This is all true not a fake if u re-post this in the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with You will approach You in a month and ask You out. But if you break this chain no-one will like You or ask You again for 5 years!!! Post this in the next 200 seconds and YOU WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word of each sentence. Betcha can't resist copying it onto your page!
This is not meant to offend anyone!
There are 3 kinds of people in this world
Those who are good at math & those who aren't
Seven facts in this world:
1. It hurts to put soap in your eyes
2. Pluto is not a planet
3. You can't stick your tongue out and breathe through your nose at the same time
4. You just did that
5. You just realised that while you were doing it you looked ridiculous
6. You are smiling right now because I tricked you
7. You are going to play this trick on someone else in the future
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story books.
IF YOU NOTICE THIS NOTICE, YOU'LL NOTICE THIS NOTICE ISN'T WORTH NOTICING
THANKYOU FOR NOTICING MY NOTICE, YOUR NOTICE OF MY NOTICE HAS BEEN NOTED
14 ways to get kicked out of K-Mart!
1 - Wander through the store dressed in all black holding a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks you what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf.
2 - Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take
3 - Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4- Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5 - When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6 - Start a fish stick fight
7 - Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8 - (this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around, screaming "The British are coming!"
9 - Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10 - Start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor
11 - Attempt to fly off a high shelf
12 - Throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13 - Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14 - Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2.Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6.Order a diet water whenever your go out to eat--with a serious face
7.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9. Don't use any punctuation
10.Sing along at the opera
11.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you're not in the mood
14.Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
Ways to Annoy People in an Elevator!
1)Announce in a demonic voice"I must find a more suitable host body."
2) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waitingfor your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"
12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!
Post this on your page if you think this is funny!!!
Weird things to do because why not:
1) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
2) Pay for something entirely in pennies.
3) Wright ¨sorry for the damage to your car¨ and put it on a random car.
4) On a call, say ¨hold on¨ and then scream ¨if you take the knife out it´ll just hurt more!!¨
5) Call someone and say you can´t talk right now.
6) Go to McDonald's and order a happy meal with a side of happy.
7) Insist to a stranger that they look like a friend of yours who got into an accident and thinks their someone else.
8) Buy birdseed and ask how long it will take to grow.
9) Go to a store and put an item in peoples carts without them noticing (the weirder the better)
10) Glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.
11) Go into the middle of a crowd, call out a random name, and see who replies.
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game.....
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...put this on your page within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!
If someone tells you "don’t look now" but you do anyways.
If you get offended immediately when someone says no offence.
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings
If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.
If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.
If you haven't lost it... you just... forgotten where you put it.
If you ALWAYS think of a really good comeback after the argument is over.Then put this on your page!
You're BLACK WIDOW!
Extremely intelligent and calculating, you have an intuitive skill for reading other people. You’re a fixer, a closer, a doer — the kind of person who’s the first one in and the last one out, because if there’s anyone you trust to get stuff done, it’s you.That being said, while you’re ruthlessly efficient in pursuing your goals, you do know how to relax and enjoy life when you’re not hard at work.But hey, that determination has served you well.
Shetland pony, you're the cutest (and sassiest) thing on legs. Everybody loves your no-muss, no-fuss attitude. You're shaggy, fun and always up for an adventure, whether it's fording a river or climbing a mountain. You've got great hair, a persevering personality and a deceptive amount of strength. People really enjoy being around you, especially kids! Don't feel insecure if the other horses are taller — you've got a lot to be proud of
As one of the extroverted types, ENTJ, you are gifted with the ability to lead and inspire those around you. To add to this, you can see everything as an opportunity and even if you think the idea is a bit of a dud, you'll lead your group the best way you can and learn from mistakes with a smile on your face because even though you failed, you still learned.