Hey everyone, I'm River. I'm a female and um... Idk what else to say!

Unfortunately, I feel like it's necessary to say this; I do not tolerate rudeness of any kind. I will not react well if someone is rude towards me, and I don't want trouble. Just keep trouble out of my face, and everything is cool.

Now that that's out of the way...

About my Equestrian Centre.

I run  ∆ Beautiful Darkness ∆, which is open for everyone.

It's not great, but I'm working on it. The cost is 30 (I think?) equus a night, and only provides fodder and oats. A few of the stalls have water troughs and/or showers, but not all.

I'm working on improving it, but not if it's going to cost me more equus than it makes.


About my breeding.

I'm currently breeding Arabians with GP over or close to 2000. I'm proud of that, even though I know what I've done is nothing in comparison to some people. I'm not calling myself an expert breeder—just someone who got a good horse and ran from there.
I'm not selling my Storm Legacy or Chasing Lightning horses right now, but it's a possibility in the future, once my best aren't so brilliant anymore.
I do, on the other hand, sell the foals of my Xx Halfhearted xX affix horses.



About my affixes, and sales.


My horses with 2000+ GP and a total of over 400 IBS are under the affix ∞ Chasing Lightning ∞
My 2000+ Arabians (And ones VERY close to 2000) are under π Storm Legacy π.
My 1500+ Arabians are under ~ Blazing Thunder ~
My 1000+ Arabians are under * Fireblaze Arabs *
Any horses under 1000 are under ∆ Fading Rain ∆
My 1000+ horses of any breed are under Ω Darkened Skies Ω
My Gone named horses are under º The FAYZ º
And my Six of Crows named horses are under † Crooked Kingdom †

Most horses that aren't for sale aren't for sale, but since the rule isn't set in stone, if you're really curious, you'll have to just shoot me a PM. I won't bite.

I will not sell any ∞ Chasing Lightning ∞ or π Storm Legacy π horses. I might sell ~ Blazing Thunder ~ horses. I'll probably sell * Fireblaze Arabs * and I'll most likely sell ∆ Fading Rain ∆ horses.
I will not sell any horses with the affix º The FAYZ º or † Crooked Kingdom †

Some horses don't have an affix, because I didn't breed them. With those, use your logic before asking if I'll sell it. Does it have high GP? Does it have high skills? If so, I probably wont sell it. (I definitely won't sell Coal)

Also, I don't react well to ridiculous offers on my best horses, or on any horses, actually. I have the right to be annoyed if your offer is silly.

I still retain the right to deny you purchase of horses, regardless of the affix, without a reason.

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Funny things.



SCHOOL:

Six
Crabby
Hours
Of
Our
Lives.

MATH:

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans


Cleaning my room:
1% Cleaning 
33% Complaining
66% Playing with stuff I found



What would life be like if it had no colour? Non colourful


WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT.  WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF THIS IS THE KINDA GIRL YOU ARE


Today was the absolute worst day ever

             And don't try to convince me that              

There's something good in every day

Because, when you take a closer look,

The world is a pretty evil place

Even if

Some goodness does shine through once in a while

Satisfaction and happiness don't last.

And it's not true that

It's all in the mind and heart

Because

True happiness can be obtained

Only if one's surroundings are good

It's not true that good exists

I'm sure you can agree that

The reality

Creates

My attitude

It's all beyond my control

And you'll never in a million years hear me say that

Today was a good day

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IF I WAS TOLD TO PICK ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE MYSELF, I'D GO WITH "DOESN'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS"


Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!

Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger games fans: Nah I'm good